# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
be right there i have to get my cape
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
