Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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