erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I can't turn off my feet"
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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