We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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