where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
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