Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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