in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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