He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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