Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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