Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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