i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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