and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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