i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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