ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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