moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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