He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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