My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize