Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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