so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
