If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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