It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
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