just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
My orgasm happened in two different decades
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
