Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
