i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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