Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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