i think i have herpe
just one?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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