her vagine was all disorganized.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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