I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
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