she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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