school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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