i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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