Where are you?
In a non slutty way
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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