so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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