who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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