butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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