Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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