you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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