to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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