why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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