Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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