i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize
