Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
Randomize