Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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