The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
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