The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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