Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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