we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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