hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Rumble strips road head = magical
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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