therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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