guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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