garbage
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you win
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
I party with great urgency now.
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