is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
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