I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
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