I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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